Pornography in the kids isle at a major discounter?

So, I’m walking through the main isle of this big discounter. And out of the corner of my eye I can see half a dozen erect penis’ standing in a row like a squad of soldiers standing at attention before an inspection.

The shocking thing wasn’t the penis’ themselves….it was who they belonged to. Alas, life will never be the same for my bookback toting neice. She’s a huge fan of Dora the explorer. I think Dora explored a little too much. Dora is, in fact, Dorian. I tend to jump to conclusions so I decided to take Dorian and one of his penis’ home with me. I was looking for a little social validation. I asked myself, “am I the only one who sees this? How did the design team slip this past management?”

My wife saw it immediately and started laughing. I asked the checkout girl (probably 20years old) if she thought there was anything odd about Dora. At first she only thought I was odd.. But after a few seconds the plastic representation of the upward curving flesh colored “joystick” caused her to blush. She was embarrassed and didn’t want to talk about it. I didn’t either, I just wanted to show her and see her see it the way I saw it.

I bought this piece of crap for $20 just so I could get some pictures. Since I never get comments on this blog, I’m will to bribe you. I’ll send, free of charge Dorian and his penis to your home if you leave the best comment below. I haven’t even taken it out of the box. It could be a collectors item some day.


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