Pornography in the kids isle at a major discounter?

April 11, 2006

So, I’m walking through the main isle of this big discounter. And out of the corner of my eye I can see half a dozen erect penis’ standing in a row like a squad of soldiers standing at attention before an inspection.

The shocking thing wasn’t the penis’ themselves….it was who they belonged to. Alas, life will never be the same for my bookback toting neice. She’s a huge fan of Dora the explorer. I think Dora explored a little too much. Dora is, in fact, Dorian. I tend to jump to conclusions so I decided to take Dorian and one of his penis’ home with me. I was looking for a little social validation. I asked myself, “am I the only one who sees this? How did the design team slip this past management?”

My wife saw it immediately and started laughing. I asked the checkout girl (probably 20years old) if she thought there was anything odd about Dora. At first she only thought I was odd.. But after a few seconds the plastic representation of the upward curving flesh colored “joystick” caused her to blush. She was embarrassed and didn’t want to talk about it. I didn’t either, I just wanted to show her and see her see it the way I saw it.

I bought this piece of crap for $20 just so I could get some pictures. Since I never get comments on this blog, I’m will to bribe you. I’ll send, free of charge Dorian and his penis to your home if you leave the best comment below. I haven’t even taken it out of the box. It could be a collectors item some day.

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Gilda’s Club Run for “laughs”

April 4, 2006

On Saturday a bunch of members of my family participated in the QC Gilda’s Club “Run for Laughs”. The races include a one mile “fun run” and a 5K. My mom, Claudia Robinson is the Executive Director of the local Gilda’s Club. If you don’t know much about Gilda’s Club, check it out. It’s a good organization and like all non-profit organizations, they’re always looking for money. :)

Collin, my step-son, and Lauren, my neice, both ran their first race on Saturday.

The one mile “Fun Run”. Collin Kicked butt in his first full race running the

entire time (no training mind you) and finishing strong.

My beautiful wife, Jessica, ran the “miler” with Collin as a bit of a warm up before running the 5k with me. I keep telling myself I’m a better runner than Jessica. But, Jessica’s been running about 20mi/week training for a marathon later this year. I, on the other hand, seem to be too busy f’n around on my computer/phone all day to do anything else. I ran the 5k cold. I hadn’t done ANY running yet this year. It was rough and I feel it today (two days later) more than ever.
I think this is a good sign that It’s time to step away from the computer! Unfortunately, I didn’t get any action shots of Collin in the race. I was pretty bummed about this, but Jessica got Collin to do a little reenactment for us later:

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The REAL Digital Divide Part I: The problems small business must solve to profit online

April 1, 2006

We've heard for years how sad and unfair it is that some people had access to technology and others didn't. Granted, the more people that have ready access to information and tools (ie the internet) the better… especially for porn (uhhh hemm "adult oriented") sites which make up about 60% of all internet traffic.

Reflecting on the progress we've made on this "issue" over the last 5-6 years it seems clear that this so-called digital divide is just another speed bump on the information superhighway (lame pun, I know).

The Real Digital Divide has Emerged.

This is a pretty big issue to cover in a single post so I'll come back to it in the coming weeks. But let me set the stage a little…

Fantastic, personalized, attentive service is hard to find these days offline and pretty much non-existent online (I understand I'm making a general assumption. Just stick with me here and I'll build the case for why this is true).

"So what?", some would say. "Consumers are spending buckets of money offline and online So what does it matter? Do consumers really care about fantastic, personalized, and attentive service?"

It'll take a HUGE paradigm shift for Americans to stop consuming. At the moment of consumption it does seem like the solution to dukkha doesn't it?. The misguided consumption of Americans aside, I think consumers do care but their expectations have changed. When you think of the virtues of a good "transactional experience" offline what do you think of?

  • Low Prices (I hate to put it first, but have you been to walmart? I hate that place. I'll share my top ten reasons never to go to walmart with you in another post. It just might save your life)
  • Selection (Personally, I'll only use one particular type of toilet paper and I'll go out of my way to get it)
  • Wide aisles & pleasant lighting (for our ever widening bodies)
  • Store Location
  • Payment options
  • Quality shopping process (easy to get into the store find what you want, make a purchase decision and then buy.)
  • Customer Service (efficient, friendly, knowledgeable)

These are virtues of stores many of the big chain stores I go to and buy/eat way too much. But, I do spend a lot of time going to way less 'convenient' places with many fewer options and choosing to spend my hard earned buck there. The reason is simple, they care. I mean they really give a shit if you like Mamma's Phad Thai. They're generally small businesses. I frequently know or have the opportunity to interact with the owner (or their family). There's big potential for developing a satisfying relationship with them. They bust their butt. They want to make you happy. At they end of the day they know their success or failure is dependent on delivering a great product to you, their customer.

Other offline "transactional experience" virtues consumers often seek out:

  • Relationships & Higher level human interaction
  • Hustle (how many people hustle anymore? Some do and I love 'em for it)
  • Familiarity
  • Personalized service ("the usual?" Yep! JWB on the rocks…thanks)
  • Going the extra mile
  • Problem solving rather then just saying, "we don't do it that way, you'll have to…"

This is where the little guy can (and does) still whoop on the big boys. This is going to sound retarded, but in every "transactional experience" there's items exchanged. Some companies/people are really good at making sure when you give them money they provide you with the promised product/service and a little something extra that makes all the difference… a little love. (aka "giving a shit"/hard work/hustle/personalization/trying harder)

If we assume that the above is all generally true and that small businesses' big advantage is the little bit of "love" they sell along with their products and services how does this translate to the online medium?

In part 2 I'll answer this question and also discuss:

  • Why the LOW expectation of consumers can be a huge win for business that can recognize the opportunity.
  • How the big boys are are already treading all over small business' turf and will win for good, if small businesses don't act soon.
  • Plus, I'll finally define what exactly the NEW Digital Divide is and how it will either kill you or make you stronger.



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